kcjenkins Posted April 22, 2011 Report Posted April 22, 2011 King Friday the 13th on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood used to sing a song: "Propel, propel, propel your craft, Gently down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, Existence is but an illusion." Quote
Bart Posted April 22, 2011 Report Posted April 22, 2011 When the fecal material hits the oscilating rotating device Quote
Jack from Ohio Posted April 23, 2011 Report Posted April 23, 2011 78.3% of all statistics are made up. Quote
jainen Posted April 23, 2011 Report Posted April 23, 2011 >>favorite bit of UBF info<< I've always enjoyed the cantrap of the Master Philologist, though it has never been any earthly use to me. "At the death of Adrian the Fifth, Pedro Juliani, who should be named John the Twentieth, was through an error in the reckoning elevated to the papal chair as John the Twenty-first." Quote
TAXBILLY Posted April 23, 2011 Report Posted April 23, 2011 In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds. taxbilly Quote
HV Ken Posted April 23, 2011 Report Posted April 23, 2011 The secret compartment of my ring I fill With an Underdog super energy pill Quote
Diane Posted April 23, 2011 Report Posted April 23, 2011 A Baltimore law: It is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass. This could cause quite a problem during tax season. Diane Quote
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