ILLMAS Posted March 15, 2011 Report Posted March 15, 2011 A young girl walks into a bar and right away a guy comes and starts using some of the worst pickup lines. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you" and "Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams". So the annoyed girl asks him, "Hey, by any chance are you thirty years old?" The guy replies "Yes I am, how did you know?" "Well I have a brother that is half an idiot and he is only fifteen." Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.