Hey bob

[Janitor Bob]

As I am finishing my morning bowl of Rice Chex, I hear the raucus rumble of my first client arriving....apparently without his muffler. I wait for the inevitable knock....because who uses doorbells anymore?

I open the door and sure enough its jeb (short for Jebidiah, he sais...I say its short for Jobs elude bozos).

First thing he says (after walking through my living room) is "I should prob take off my boots cuz theyz gots poop all over them"

Then he sez... Oh Bob....by the way, I think I ran over your pole light when I pulled in...I would have stayed on the driveway, cept, I'm still drunk from last night

and yes...he did indeed run completely over my pole light that previously stood outside several feet from my driveway

now its me and the carpet cleaner doing poop removal....then out in the yard to pick up what's left of the pole light.

[OldJack]

Just add it all to the bill. He will pay after a loud holler and he will not run over it again.. as he will not be back next year.

[Lion EA]

Definitely a finalist for worst client.

[Margaret CPA in OH]

We've got us a real competition going here. Maybe we should keep track and have some sort of consolation prize for the worst of the season. I'm thinking there will be many, many entries!

[Catherine]

Janitor Bob -- you've sure earned your forum moniker today! Hope that "good ole Jeb" pays for the mess he made and goes elsewhere next year.

Here -- give him the brick wall to knock some sense into his head!

[Ray in Ohio]

frickin idyut!!!! :dunno:

[Margaret CPA in OH]

Ray, I believe we agreed that the correct spelling is 'frikkin' although, when it comes to idyut, variations on spelling are likely acceptable.

I have trouble with folks bumping into my mailbox post. Every time I remind them of the narrow drive, look out the window, don't rely on your rear view mirror, and, alas, repeatedly this falls on deaf, idyut ears.

[rfassett]

I showed this to my wife and she said "is that true"? I said if Janitor Bob said it, its true. What a moron!

[Gail in Virginia]

I don't think you should call your wife a moron, even if she did not know that Janitor Bob always speaks the truth. It just isn't nice. I hope she doesn't read this board. ;)

[rfassett]

LoL!!! That made my day!

I suspect if I ever called her a moron, she would find out one way or the other and slap me all the way to Janitor Bob's place and back.

[Terry D EA]

I wish things were this exciting around my neck of the woods. JB where in the world do you get'em from? I mean clients like yours. I thought you were in the big city of Canton or Massillon where there aren't many farms? Of course, the poop could have come from anywhere but just asking. :spaz: