kcjenkins Posted January 10, 2008 Report Posted January 10, 2008 A formula for inner peace...please read completely: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Quote
Lion EA Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Off to the kitchen to eat some chocolate. Think I'm going to like working from home this season! Quote
jklcpa Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 I love it! Now, just as long as I don't look around my office too closely I'll be fine. Quote
johnmac Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Great idea. I got a 1/2 bottle of Wild Turkey and 3/4 bottle of Stoli. That should make me very peaceful. :wacko: Quote
Joel Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 You may be very peaceful, but pity the clients poor tax return! Quote
DANRVAN Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 After all that, did you finish your nap? Quote
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