Wacky Elderly Clients

[samingeorgia]

One of my clients brings his eighty-eight year-old mother's info to me. She writes comments in the "memo" section of most of the checks she writes to the local hospital; these checks are for trifling amounts because of Medicare. Usually she writes "nothing" or "no reason" on the line, but this year she put "no reason at all" and "the crooks" on two of her checks.

Also - bear in mind she's eighty-eight years old - she has a check to the USPS for the 44 cent forever stamps in the amount of $ 220.00!!!! That's 500 stamps! How many letters can she send?

Another older lady in her eighties did not receive her 2008 Georgia refund. She told me that she had planned to give the refund to a charity and asked me, "Sam, does the State of Georgia realize they are stealing from the Lord?"

"Mrs. X", I replied, "they don't care."