Laugh of the Day

[kcjenkins]

A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had three remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she braided her three hairs, and she had a great day.

Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for her day, she saw that she had only two hairs remaining. "Hmm, two hairs... I fancy a centre parting today." She duly parted her two hairs, and as ever, she had a great day.

A week or so later, she saw that she had just one hair left on her head. "One hair huh...," she mused, "I know, a pony-tail will be perfect." And again she had a great day.

The next morning she looked in the mirror. She was completely bald.

"Finally bald huh," she said to herself, "How wonderful! I won't have to waste time doing my hair any more.."

[Catherine]

Love it!! Here's one back for you:

A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was

set upon by a gang of vicious snails. The snails left

him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where

several hours later he summoned the strength to go to the

police station and report the assault. He was asked

by the desk sergeant to describe his attackers. He replied,

"I don't know what they looked like, it all happened so

fast".

[Elrod]

:angry:I found a hare in my rabbit stew..............WaW...WaW........

[kcjenkins]

I love them both. In fact, I love it whenever someone responds with another joke. Breaks the tension when we laugh. And this year has had more than it's share of tension, given all the FTHBC questions, the Energy credit questions, the making work pay questions, and now the IRS changing the efile process on March 2nd!

[TAXBILLY]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear ???' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear ???' She pulled it out and stared at it.. ???

Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing .... Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

taxbilly

[Margaret CPA in OH]

Ooooo, that's bad! And to think I'm probably not too far from that scenario. If age doesn't get me there it will be the tax code!