B. Jani Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 This has got to be one of the most clever e -mails received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKY When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Quote
bstaxes Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 Love it. I am a mother-in-law and sure hope I not a woman hilter. Quote
kcjenkins Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 Thanks for sharing that. I liked all but the last one. My m-i-l was a real darling, and I try to be nice to my d-i-ls. Quote
kcjenkins Posted February 26, 2010 Report Posted February 26, 2010 Here are a few more I like: Debit card = Bad credit Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em The Morse code = Here come dots Election results = Lies – let's recount George Bush = He bugs Gore. Osama bin Laden = A bad man (no lies). The terrorist Osama Bin Laden = Arab monster is no idle threat. Milosevic = Cos I'm evil. Chairman Mao = I am on a march. Emperor Octavian = Captain over Rome. Elvis = Lives. Elvis Aaron Presley = Seen alive? Sorry, pal! Clint Eastwood = Old West action. Alec Guinness = Genuine class. William Shakespeare = 1. I am a weakish speller. 2. I'll make a wise phrase. 3. He's like a lamp, I swear. Madame Curie = Me, Radium ace. Marilyn Manson = Manly man? No sir! Leornado da Vinci = Did color in a nave. Florence Nightingale = Angel of the reclining. Nurse Florence Nightingale = Heroine curing fallen gents. Giovanni Pergolesi = I love opera singing! Noël Coward is = no Oscar Wilde. Quote
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