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This has got to be one of the most clever e -mails received in a while.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!

PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

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Here are a few more I like:

Debit card = Bad credit

Slot machines = Cash lost in 'em

The Morse code = Here come dots

Election results = Lies – let's recount

George Bush = He bugs Gore.

Osama bin Laden = A bad man (no lies).

The terrorist Osama Bin Laden = Arab monster is no idle threat.

Milosevic = Cos I'm evil.

Chairman Mao = I am on a march.

Emperor Octavian = Captain over Rome.

Elvis = Lives.

Elvis Aaron Presley = Seen alive? Sorry, pal!

Clint Eastwood = Old West action.

Alec Guinness = Genuine class.

William Shakespeare = 1. I am a weakish speller.

2. I'll make a wise phrase.

3. He's like a lamp, I swear.

Madame Curie = Me, Radium ace.

Marilyn Manson = Manly man? No sir!

Leornado da Vinci = Did color in a nave.

Florence Nightingale = Angel of the reclining.

Nurse Florence Nightingale = Heroine curing fallen gents.

Giovanni Pergolesi = I love opera singing!

Noël Coward is = no Oscar Wilde.

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