New Living Will Form

[kcjenkins]

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______a Bloody Mary,

______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda

______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic

______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs

______The remote control,

______a Bowl of ice cream

______The sports page,

______Chocolate

______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

[TAXBILLY]

Excellent!!

taxbilly

[OldJack]

Excellent!

[kcjenkins]

I don't even drink, but some of those tests would still work for me............... :lol:

[Gail]

I love your dog!! Looks to be a blond scottie......

Loved the Living Will as well........thanks for the :D

[kcjenkins]

You are correct, Little Bit, who is a valued part of our office staff, is a registered Scottie. That color is called Wheaten, as it is close to the color of ripe wheat. But she may be blond, but she is not at all dumb. She totally rules over our Irish Wolfhound mix, who's head is almost as big as her entire body. He does not eat until she allows him to!! If he forgets his place, she goes straight for his throat, even though she has to jump hard to reach it. He accepts that she is the boss. Other than that, she is totally sweet, and a real charmer with our clients.