The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

[kcjenkins]

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

[bstaxes]

I've heard of second opinion but third, fourth.......and I wasn't billed from the insurance company. Way to go.

[Catherine]

Thank you, KC, for a terrific morning chuckle!

[wendybooth]

Thank You KC this is especially funny given I am a registered nurse by trade LOL I was rolling on the floor!!!!!!!

[kcjenkins]

That was my goal in posting it. We can all use a laugh from time to time.

Now, for something else we should all watch, and especially, have our children or grandchildren watch, in these days of zero-tolerance.

http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-dont_talk_to_the_cops.html