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The Irish Bagpiper

> >> As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside

> > service for a homeless man who had no family or friends.. The funeral was

> > to

> > be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the

> > first to be laid to rest there.

> >>

> >> As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a

> > typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

> > I

> > saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was

> > nowhere in sight.

> >>

> >> I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of

> > the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

> >>

> >> I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the

> > proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.

> > I

> > played out my heart and soul.

> >>

> >> As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd

> > never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to

> > Flowers

> > of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked

> > to

> > my car.

> >>

> >> As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the

> > workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary'n Joseph, I never seen

> > nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty

> > years."

>

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