Daune/CA Posted February 7, 2009 Report Posted February 7, 2009 I'm Retired I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now I don't care about the W. I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs? She said DEPENDS. Food has replaced sex in my life... Now I can't even get into my own pants! That Snap, Crackle, Pop in the morning... Ain't my freaking Rice Krispies. I was always taught to respect my elders... Now I don't have anyone to respect. Looking forward to retirement? Daune/CA Quote
TAXBILLY Posted February 7, 2009 Report Posted February 7, 2009 Excellent! I needed a laugh today. :~) taxbilly Quote
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