Only obliquely tax-related: 5 beers that should exist for accountants

[Catherine]

link:  https://thebusyseason.com/blog/5-beers-that-should-exist-for-accountants

For those who won't click, here are the names, without the other cute label notes:

• Last-Minute Lager
• Easy Returns Ale
• Screams of Perdition Porter
• Pointless Explanation Pilsner
• Stout Refusal

The descriptions are very funny, as are the "on-label" comments.

[Lion EA]

Have one before or after your corresponding customers!

[GLJEANNE]

"Screams of Perdition Porter" - LMAO!! 

[Gail in Virginia]

3 hours ago, Lion EA said:

Have one before or after your corresponding customers!

I would be drunk as a lord!

[Lee B]

Catherine, so are procrastinating or do you just have too much time on your hands 

[Catherine]

2 hours ago, cbslee said:

Catherine, so are procrastinating or do you just have too much time on your hands 

Neither! It came through as an email from my web site vendor, and I looked while taking 5 minutes to have some tea before it got stone-cold. Of course, I then had to scramble to finish my tea to drink it still warm once I stopped laughing.

[Lion EA]

Thanks for reminding me that my now-room-temperature tea is still sitting here!

[Sara EA]

I have just called it a day and am drinking a nice cold beer.  (Could be classified as any of the above.)  Soon I will get ready for bed and have a hot cup of tea and see if I can get through ten pages of a book.  How I miss reading good fiction, although some of my clients' tax docs might fall under that category.

[Randall]

8 hours ago, Sara EA said:

I have just called it a day and am drinking a nice cold beer.  (Could be classified as any of the above.)  Soon I will get ready for bed and have a hot cup of tea and see if I can get through ten pages of a book.  How I miss reading good fiction, although some of my clients' tax docs might fall under that category.

Ha, I usually can't read this time of year.  Too tired.  I did have some wine last night though.

[Jim Oh Bkkr]

18 hours ago, Catherine said:

Pointless Explanation Pilsner

Oh to have one of these for every time I heard:

"This is a W-2, it's from where I worked.  This one is where I took money out of my pension to buy a fishin' boat...  BUT, BUT, BUT, it's already been taxed."

[schirallicpa]

pointless explanation is high on my list this year.

 

[RitaB]

Why Are You Still Standing Here Wine

Pick Up Your *Stuff* Sangria

Oh, So YOU Have Been So Busy Frozen Peach Margarita

 

* That last one wasn't too creative; I just want a Frozen Peach Margarita.

[Gail in Virginia]

I love the Why are you still standing here wine!  That is my favorite so far. 

 

 

[BulldogTom]

Wine or Whine?

Tom
Longview, TX

[RitaB]

19 minutes ago, BulldogTom said:

Wine or Whine?

Tom
Longview, TX

Yes.  

[schirallicpa]

I had a client bring me some wine yesterday!  I never get gifts.  I'm so happy.