Memory Enhancement Seminar

[Janitor Bob]

I was scheduled to attend a "memory Enhancement" seminar today from 8-noon....But I forgot to go....Just remembered a few minutes ago at lunch.

[Booger]

Was on my way out the door to the same seminar, but forgot where it was.

Booger

[Janitor Bob]

Was on my way out the door to the same seminar, but forgot where it was.

Booger

If I can remember where I put that map and brochure, I'll let you know!

[jainen]

>>Just remembered a few minutes ago at lunch<<

Don't worry about it. At least you remembered lunch, which is the important thing.

[Chrisbry]

I went.

But forgot already what they said.

[Jack from Ohio]

What are you guy talking about again?? :scratch_head:

[jklcpa]

What's a seminar?

[joelgilb]

It was a great seminar! They had a full breakfast ... or was it just tea and coffee.... and after the seminar they served chicken cordon blue for lunch with a wonderful creme brulee.... or did they serve pasta with alfredo sauce and ice cream for desert.....

[JohnH]

I used to have problems remembering things such as names, dates, appoinments.

But after I took a Dave Carnegie course I have a mind like a steel trap - never forget anything.

[joelgilb]

n 80-year-old-couple are having problems remembering things, so they decide to see their doctor to find out if anything is wrong with them. They see the doctor and tell him about the memory problems they've been having. After a check-up, the doctor tells them that they are physically fine but might want to start writing things down to help them remember things. They thank the doctor and leave.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Where are you going?" asks his wife. "To the kitchen," he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asks. "Sure," he says. She says, "Maybe you should write it down so you'll remember." "I'll remember," he says "Well, I would also like some strawberries on top," she says. "You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget." "I can remember that," he says, as he begins to loose his patience. "You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I would also like whip cream on top," she adds, "I know you will forget that so you better write it down." Hopping mad he says, "I don't need to write that down! I will remember just fine." He fumes into the kitchen to get the food.

After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."

[joelgilb]

One elderly couple was visiting my wife and for supper. The two women go into the kitchen for a moment, leaving us men to talk.

My friend says, "The Mrs. and I went to the nicest restaurant last night."

"Is that right?" the I inquire, "What was it called?"

"That's just it," he replies "I can't recall. "Say, what's the name of that red flower that has thorns all over it?"

"A rose?" I tel him.

"YEAH, THAT'S IT!" he says energetically.

He then whirls around and yells into my kitchen, "Hey, Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?"

[joelgilb]

Patient to his psychiatrist: Doctor, I can't remember anything! I forgot what happened yesterday. I forgot what my car looks like. I can't even remember my own name.

Psychiatrist: How long have you had this problem?

Patient: What problem?

[joelgilb]

and last but not least

An 80 year old lady is in a nursing home sitting in her wheel chair in the hallway.

85 year old Mr. Klein walks by and she stops him and says " I bet I can guess your name"

He says, "Ok try"

She pulls down his zipper, and starts playing with his genitals for about 5 minutes then puts them back in and says your Joe Klein.

He looks at her and says, "That's amazing, How did you figure that out by playing with me?"

She says, you told me yesterday!