Top 10 Signs That You Have A Bad Preparer

TonyP · April 16, 2008

Got this in an email from a friend of mine, thought it would be appropriate to share. :rolleyes:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD TAX PREPARER

10. They ask if you want fries with that refund.

9. IRS auditors have their own parking spot.

8. Overhear preparer muttering to himself, "What would Bono do?"

7. Corporate motto: "Never Convicted!"

6. Preparer calculating return by stamping out numbers with his foot.

5. In parking lot, IRS agent comes up and asks if you wouldn't mind wearing a wire.

4. Notice they are doing your return on an Etch-A-Sketch.

3. When guy's done with your return, shakes a bag of chicken bones at it to dispel evil spirits.

2. They can replace your muffler at the same time.

1. They have a frequent guest punch card from the folks at "Sixty Minutes."

Well, I got to admit that ATX hasn't been what it was this year, I'll probably be looking at something else next tax season. :angry:

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