Can you fly?

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http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

[TAXBILLY]

Glad I didn't become a helicopter pilot or I would be dead by now but I'll get the hang of it!

taxbilly

[fredazcpa]

Glad I didn't become a helicopter pilot or I would be dead by now but I'll get the hang of it!

taxbilly

And I was thinking to taking flying leasons

[Eric]

Only for about 2400 ft... I need to work on my landing.

[kcjenkins]

Well, that is one carreer change I can check off my list! :P

[MontanaEA]

No

[JohnH]

Definition of a Helicopter:

"A form of transportation designed to beat the air into submission.

Failing that task, it will perform the exact same function on its pilot."

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Best Helicopter Joke:

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communication equipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine his position or course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it in the helicopter's window. The sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly drew a large sign which said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" and held it in a building window. The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steer to SEATAC (Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Customer Service Department in the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless reply.

[TAXBILLY]

Good one, JohnH!

taxbilly