RitaB Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 I know good and well that I am NOT typing in my password incorrectly for ATX. Well, I'll show them. Not only will I slow it down, I will break fingernails pounding out those characters on this keyboard. Take that! Just once, I want them to say, "Close enough," and let me in. 1 7 Quote
Abby Normal Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 One of the best choices I've made recently is scripting several of my main passwords. I don't even know what my password for ATX is but my script always types it correctly! 4 Quote
Lee B Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 Put the fear of the HUG in them and your problems will go away ! 3 Quote
RitaB Posted March 9, 2019 Author Report Posted March 9, 2019 20 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: One of the best choices I've made recently is scripting several of my main passwords. I don't even know what my password for ATX is but my script always types it correctly! And I bet your script has no broken fingernails and never curses. 2 4 Quote
Abby Normal Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, RitaB said: And I bet your script has no broken fingernails and never curses. You would win that bet! I could probably make it curse though! 1 3 Quote
Catherine Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 I was going to say Abby's script is probably ALL curse words! (joke, Abby) 4 Quote
michaelmars Posted March 10, 2019 Report Posted March 10, 2019 a while back, after much frustration i changed my Oxford insurance password to "thisisb*s*f*koxford" all spelled out. Well one day my secretary had to deal with them on an issue and they asked her for the password verbally. Boy was she embarrassed to say it over the phone. 1 9 Quote
Catherine Posted March 11, 2019 Report Posted March 11, 2019 And here is one version of an old story. WARNING: potty-mouth terms used as you get farther in. Password reset A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support. "I put in my password and I cannot access my account" "Sorry that password has expired - you must register a new one." "Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?" "No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one." "Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?" "Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days." "Can I use the old one and just re-register it?" "No, you must get a new one." "I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember." "Sorry, you must get a new one." "OK, roses." "Sorry you must use more letters." "OK, pretty roses" "No good, you must use at least one numerical character." "OK, 1 pretty rose" "Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces." "OK, 1prettyrose" "Sorry, you must use additional characters." "OK, 1fuckingprettyrose" "Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter." "OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose" "Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row." "OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose" "Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters." "OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow" "Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used" 2 7 Quote
Terry D EA Posted March 12, 2019 Report Posted March 12, 2019 Catherine that was great! LOL!!! 1 Quote
jklcpa Posted March 12, 2019 Report Posted March 12, 2019 Uh, I edited Abby's post to remove some symbols that were setting off my AV software making it think there was a script running on the page. It wasn't happening before Catherine's and Terry's posts, so that is strange, but I removed the colon symbols. Still not helping with my AV that is now chiming every minute even though I told the program this page is a safe link. Thanks, Abby. Grumble, grumble. 1 1 Quote
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