NT - After season humor

[ILLMAS]

Have you heard the joke about the interesting tax accountant?

A couple was getting divorce and they both agreed who ever gets more money from the divorce gets to keep the kids, the attorney now has two additional kids.

[Elrod]

Very Handsome children, though!

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[Lion EA]

I think the lawyers always get the most money.

Had a client who constantly asked me legal questions, and I'd tell her to ask her lawyer.  She said he charges a lot more than I do!

[Richcpaman]

12 hours ago, Lion EA said:

I think the lawyers always get the most money.

Had a client who constantly asked me legal questions, and I'd tell her to ask her lawyer.  She said he charges a lot more than I do!

Maybe even the Barber charges less...  She should ask him.

 

[JohnH]

19 hours ago, Lion EA said:

I think the lawyers always get the most money.

Had a client who constantly asked me legal questions, and I'd tell her to ask her lawyer.  She said he charges a lot more than I do!

A struggling lawyer told his wife that he just wasn't making much money and if things didn't turn around soon they were going to move somewhere else.  Six months later a second lawyer moved into their community.   A year later both layers were the richest people in town. .

[ILLMAS]

Has this happened to anyone?  A man goes to see his doctor to complain about some knee pain he's been having, the doctor tells the him, your left knee hurts because of age, the man replies, BS my right knee is the same age as the left knee

[JJStephens]

I recently had to have a brain MRI to see if it is contributing to a genetic cardiac issue they recently discovered I have. The neurologist told me my brain is in pretty good shape but he said (pointing at the picture), "As you can see, it's shrinking a little bit." Then he added, "Don't worry. That happens to everyone when they get old."

To which I muttered (under my breath), "Thirty-something turkey!" I guess when I was in my 30s I thought 62 was old, too. Still....arrghhh!!!