NT / My client. You can't make this stuff up.

[RitaB]

Lady dropped off Monday.  She had no health insurance 2015. 

She calls today:  Hold off on doing my return.  I've been checking around and I'm getting health insurance so I won't have to pay that penalty.

I had no idea she had a DeLorean Time Machine.  Her Flux Capacitor is really going to pay off this time.

[Possi]

You have a brilliant one there, Rita!

[RitaB]

17 minutes ago, Possi said:

You have a brilliant one there, Rita!

And healthy as a horse.  She don't need no stinkin health insurance.

[Jack from Ohio]

Maybe she has a tardis...

[Richcpaman]

Tell her that she can but insurance for 2015 that only cost $2,500 *now*.

But the penalty is $XXX

Wait for the lightening to strike!

 

 

[easytax]

1 hour ago, Jack from Ohio said:

Maybe she has a tardis...

Sound correct ---- after all --- is she not in the TAR - hill state?

[Terry D EA]

Hey is that tar hill or tar heel???? People are different here in the "tar heel" State of NC but not all are totally crazy. But then again.....

[easytax]

See, get me anywhere there is sweet tea, bbq pork and some grits and I loose all sense of nick names (or where they belong).

Although as good as NC and TN pork goes, you can NOT beat good Amish barbeque anything (including sweet slaw)!

 

[JohnH]

It's "Tar Heel".  But when you hear us say it, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between "Heel" and "Hill".

Just remember that "Hill" and "Heel" and "Heal" all have two syllables.

 With some North Carolinians, it's also hard to tell the difference between "Tar" and "Tire", but that's another lesson.

[RitaB]

1 minute ago, JohnH said:

It's "Tar Heel".  But when you hear us say it, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between "Heel" and "Hill".

Just remember that "Hill" and "Heel" and "Heal" all have two syllables.

 With some North Carolinians, it's also hard to tell the difference between "Tar" and "Tire", but that's another lesson.

In TN, Firetower Road is Far Tire Road.  True story.

[JohnH]

My original hometown was Forest City, NC. But if you "ain't from around here" and you ask a local the name of their hometown, you'll think everybody came from somewhere else. That's because you'll swear they said "I'm from Far City".