kcjenkins Posted January 17, 2016 Report Posted January 17, 2016 One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend. "Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.." "Did he get anything?" asked my friend. "Yes," I said. "A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was me coming home drunk!" 2 Quote
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