Catherine Posted November 2, 2015 Report Posted November 2, 2015 Especially that last sentence... Quote
kcjenkins Posted November 11, 2015 Author Report Posted November 11, 2015 Sorry, just could not resist ! Quote
JohnH Posted November 11, 2015 Report Posted November 11, 2015 What's with all this flap on tents? 5 Quote
Randall Posted November 13, 2015 Report Posted November 13, 2015 On 11/1/2015 10:29:44, kcjenkins said: And watch out for the imaginary character i. 3 Quote
Randall Posted November 13, 2015 Report Posted November 13, 2015 On 11/11/2015 8:39:38, JohnH said: What's with all this flap on tents? 1 Quote
kcjenkins Posted November 16, 2015 Author Report Posted November 16, 2015 The Wife Song https://youtu.be/XpFD-kgQxnI 2 Quote
kcjenkins Posted November 16, 2015 Author Report Posted November 16, 2015 A new business is open and one of the owner’s friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrive at the business site and the owner reads the card: “Rest in Peace.” Understandably the owner is angry and calls the florist to complain. After he tells the florist the obvious mistake and how angry he is, the florist replies, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’” 2 Quote
JohnH Posted November 17, 2015 Report Posted November 17, 2015 This reminds me of the true story of an elderly aunt of mine. All her life she said her final instructions should include a particular piece of music she wanted played at her funeral. Most of us laughed it off as just one of her many eccentricities. But sure enough, as they wheeled the casket out of the church, the organ struck up one of the loudest renditions of the "Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah that I've ever heard. She would have been pleased to have flowers with that card attached. 4 Quote
Elrod Posted November 25, 2015 Report Posted November 25, 2015 KC.....That was super funny...My wife and I are still aching from laughter on that one.......Thanks! 2 Quote
GeneInAlabama Posted November 25, 2015 Report Posted November 25, 2015 That last sentence caught me by surprise. 2 Quote
michaelmars Posted December 9, 2015 Report Posted December 9, 2015 but but but I have a client who's taxi cab was stolen last week. 3 Quote
easytax Posted December 10, 2015 Report Posted December 10, 2015 I FINALLY have proof that paper beats rock --------- 5 Quote
RitaB Posted December 10, 2015 Report Posted December 10, 2015 For those times when you need to look nice, but you may have to fight the Persians. Or have a chariot race. 3 Quote
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