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Just like my guy this morning that took over $200,000 from his IRA, (not early), had 10% withheld and was SHOCKED, I tell you, he was SHOCKED, that he owes another 20 grand.   "I thought I could offset all of that with my new business".  The new business?  A one man lawn mowing business.

 

Come on, man!

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Posted

I bet that dog was not even a member of the household all year. Probably goes door to door selling his DOB and SSN to tax cheaters. Well, we are on to to you, Rover.

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My little baby in my picture comes to work with me everyday.  I think I will take a deduction for him.  He's my security.  Ok - he doesn't look that tough, but you watch your ankles!

So I can take his treats, his grooming, new collars.

God I'm getting cynical this year!

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My kitties provide a calming influence to clients, especially when confronted with owing.

My dog used to work as a doorbell, but I think she's going deaf. Or is just so old she doesn't care anymore.

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Posted (edited)

Start selling cosmetics, handbags, cooking utensils, etc via one of the MLM plans.

Buy lots of inventory & store it in your home office.

Along with all the other great writeoffs, you can deduct the pet food & vet bills for your guard dog (or security cat, as the case may be).     :)

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Posted (edited)

Obviously a "Perimeter Patrol Parrot", which would be fully deductible.

 

I know plenty of companies that deduct the salaries, benefits, and travel expenses paid to "Seagull Managers", so there is ample precedent.

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I have you all beat.

 

I have my Parrot fly around and patrol the perimeter.

 

$1,457.68  for security last year.

 

;)

 

Rich

I think that sounds real good to me!  Clearly it's 'reasonable and necessary' to have your perimeter patrolled.  

Posted (edited)

Your client should hook-up with my clients bookkeeper.  She calculate her bosses business income by adding all his bank deposits and deducting all the withdrawals.

Edited by mrichman333

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