mcb39 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Posted February 16, 2008 Subject: FW: Ponderisms 1 > > > > > > > > Can you cry under water? > > > > > > > > > > > > How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? > > > > > > > > Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going ? > > > > > > > > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for all eternity? > > > > > > > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > > > > > > > > What disease did cured ham actually have? > > > > > > > > > > > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? > > > > > > > > Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? > > > > > > > > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? > > > > > > > > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? > > > > > > > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? > > > > > > > > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. > > > > > > > > Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? > > > > > > > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > > > > > > > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? > > > > > > > > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? > > > > > > > > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? > > > > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! > > > > > > > > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? > > > > > > > > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? > > > > > > > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > > > > > > > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? > > > > > > > > Why did you just try singing the two songs above? > > > > > > > > Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? > > > > > > > > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? > > > > > > > > Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? > > > > > > > > You don't stop laughing because you grow old. > > Quote
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