Snow Days NT

[kcjenkins]

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[Ray in Ohio]

lmao... that's a good one KC.

(keep 'em coming)

[chadw]

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

That was too funny. I can't wait to tell my blonde wifey that one. :lol:

[bstaxes]

Thanks needed a good laugh this morning. Could she open the garage door with the electric opener?

[lydia33]

Hey, KC you know I'm a blonde. But it's funny anyway. How are u doing?

[Linda Mathey]

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

[Jake]

Funny and appropriate considering that we got 2ft + of snow over the past 24 hours.

[GeneInAlabama]

Funny and appropriate considering that we got 2ft + of snow over the past 24 hours.

Good thing we've got global warming.