Laugh of the Day

[kcjenkins]

[JohnH]

^{It wasn't so much what he said, as how he said it.}

 

^{And he certainly didn't need to add "For all I care".}

[kcjenkins]

[taxxcpa]

When I was in the Air Force, we had a regulation explaining how to hang toilet paper.

However, I don't believe anyone was ever court marshaled for hanging it incorrectly.

[michaelmars]

When I was in the Air Force, we had a regulation explaining how to hang toilet paper.

However, I don't believe anyone was ever court marshaled for hanging it incorrectly.

so....which was the official way, over or under????   curious minds want to know.

[Jack from Ohio]

Military. Like this. Never leave the roll without a salute.

[michaelmars]

now I can sleep easily. thank you !

[kcjenkins]

I hang it that way, but people with cats usually hang it backwards simply because so many cats like to bat at it, and if hung forward, they can and will unroll the whole thing. the third way I do find very irritating, and does seem in MY experience to be a male thing.  ????  

[Jack from Ohio]

I hang it that way, but people with cats usually hang it backwards simply because so many cats like to bat at it, and if hung forward, they can and will unroll the whole thing.

Or small children...

[kcjenkins]

Never had that problem, but then, when my boys were small, spanking was still a normal parental tool.  

[Jack from Ohio]

Never had that problem, but then, when my boys were small, spanking was still a normal parental tool.  

Each of my children made that mistake once. Somehow, they figured out that the fun was not worth the certain cost.

[taxxcpa]

Until I read that Air Force regulation, I had never realized that it rolled better if hung as illustrated in the first picture.

 

Proper hanging of toilet paper was almost as important as saluting and saying "sir."

[kcjenkins]

Each of my children made that mistake once. Somehow, they figured out that the fun was not worth the certain cost.

Exactly.

[easytax]

Could not afford a "real present" for everyone, so decided to help end a world wide debate ----

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and an even better 

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

 

END of Over Under debate :

 

[Margaret CPA in OH]

But, but, but pull to the right or to the left? Facing forward or towards the wall?  Needs more deliberation, I think.

[Elrod]

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