kcjenkins Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Posted May 15, 2014 Craig's List: Free to good home. My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!! 4 Quote
Jack from Ohio Posted May 21, 2014 Report Posted May 21, 2014 I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turned the volume all the way up....the mime next door went nuts! 5 Quote
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