NT - Little Timmy

[ILLMAS]

Little Timmy asks his dad, why do hurricanes mostly have female names? The father responds because when they come they are savage and wet and when they leave they take the house, the car and everything else.

[Elrod]

[kcjenkins]

[Eric]

I'm glad to live in a place where all of this still applies.

[Elrod]

And if our neighbor caught you doing anything wrong, they would scold you as if extended parents.

[Eric]

I'd totally buy my kids fishing poles though.

[kcjenkins]

Cane poles worked just fine, Eric.

[kcjenkins]

[JohnH]

Lots of things in childhood turn out not to be what we thought. Just last week I finally apologized to my daughter for having told her all those years that when the ice cream truck was playing music, that meant it was out of ice cream.