My Joke Client of the day!

[pikester1967]

New client call's, wife in prison has POA wants to get the return done.

During phone conversation I ask last name and realize it's one of my biggest trucker clients son.

- Noting with caution he hates both sons, and both are in/out of the system more than in civilization.

Once he gives me the first name major red flag. It's the one that just got out from a drug bust!

My response!

My schedule is full until the 15th, I did hear that HRB has plenty of availability, would you like there number.

Click from other end.

Sigh of relief in my side.

Way to old for the bottom of the barrel.

[RitaB]

Sweet little lady that just left, pushing 80, looked smashing, I told her she looked like she should be in a beauty pageant today.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Nah, I need to give everybody else a chance."

Crying.

[RitaB]

Another guy, always has to pay in with return:

“We need to figure out how we can pay more in thru the year.”

I look at W-2, copy C. Whomp, there it IZZZZ: M / 6.

Nope, they don't have kids.

[pikester1967]