Catherine Posted March 21, 2014 Report Posted March 21, 2014 Quotes from Will Rogers:"There are men running governments today who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches." and my personal favorite (and back when the top tax rate was about 6%): "I am proud to be a taxpayer in America. But I could be just as proud for half as much money." 1 Quote
kcjenkins Posted March 22, 2014 Report Posted March 22, 2014 Q. What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? A. "To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump." Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Q. Did you hear about the calendar thief? A. He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered Q. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? A. Thunderwear Q. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? A. It was a vicious cycle. 2 Quote
michaelmars Posted March 22, 2014 Report Posted March 22, 2014 OMG KC HAS LOST IT WITH KINDERGARTEN JOKES..... SOMEBODY HELP HER! 1 Quote
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