Boy, I Showed Him

[RitaB]

I have this client who dropped off some info 2/28, and he has emailed or text messaged me several times since then to supplement the information.

Well, yesterday, I responded to one of his emails: "Next year you have to give me everything at one time. I will have to kill you if you don’t. It’s office policy. Can't be helped."

Soooo, he CAME IN today to see what else I needed. Yep. I showed that guy.

[JohnH]

I'm sure he deserves whatever you do to him - I will testify at your trial if necessary.

[Lion EA]

You were at my office in CT all day and could not have killed anyone in TN.

[RitaB]

Hey, three hots and a cot. I'm not sure whether I should make you two accessories or not... lemme get back to you.

[Richcpaman]

I let them know that every time I have to find the file to put something into it, it goes to the bottom of the pile...

Or I toss it into the clients casket, using your example...

Rich

[jasdlm]

I know a good lawyer.

[RitaB]

I know a good lawyer.

I tried to "like" this, but I am out of likes. I am amazed that you know one of these. They are reported at times, oh, wait, I'm a criminal now. Yeah, I'll be walking soon.

[jasdlm]

I didn't know we could run out of 'likes'!

Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a tick? Ticks fall off you when you die.

I'm an estate planning lawyer, so I get to tell this joke .

[joanmcq]

My last attorney client is quitting law to become a yoga instructor. She doesn't care about the income difference, and I tell her that her sanity and joy at what she does is priceless.