Laugh of the Day

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[MAMalody]

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with Christmas presents. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

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A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor has heard this one before, and without a word he simply makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asks the Buddhist monk.

The vendor replies, "Change must come from within."

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[Catherine]

Apocryphal story from back when there was a "Stop & Shop" grocery store on Memorial Drive about halfway between Harvard and MIT...

A kid gets into the Express Lane (12 items or less) with a full cart. Cashier asks him, "Are you a Harvard student who can't count, or an MIT student who can't read?"