Laugh of the Day

[kcjenkins]

[Elrod]

[easytax]

I finally figured out WHY I'm a tax preparer ...

OMG, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain:
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

[kcjenkins]

[Catherine]

(Disclaimer: Sent to me from someone, at some point -- for all I recall, someone here)

This story may or may not be true from experiences I may or may not have had with the IRS if I ever did even work for them.

During my short employment tour with the IRS in the mail room, I've found several harmless ways to mess with them and receive no recourse.

Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put a row down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples in the right side.

Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).

Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.

If you’re very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.

On top of paying with a three party check pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.

Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it’s on.

Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack.

When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess =)

If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.

Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.

Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be verified and then date stamped.

These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the man. These methods are only recommended when you owe money.

[mcb39]

I finally figured out WHY I'm a tax preparer ...

OMG, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain:

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

So, where does that leave us left-handers?

[easytax]

I finally figured out WHY I'm a tax preparer ...

OMG, I have finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain:

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

So, where does that leave us left-handers?

Sorry, Since using ATX 2012 --- That's way above my pay grade ...

[kcjenkins]

Is he a tax preparer?