NT - Jest A Minute

[Elrod]

A man visits his aunt in a nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied... "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

[Margaret CPA in OH]

Good one! and I like the title of the thread.

[Elrod]

Not mine Margaret, I have to give credit to the VFW Magazine.

I thought it was cute when I read it, so I passed it on here.

[kcjenkins]

thanks for the smile

[kcjenkins]

http://www.wimp.com/pickingon/

[ILLMAS]

Funny and a little gross.

[Terry O]

:spaz:

[kcjenkins]

[Jack from Ohio]

Now for something completely different (at least from me).

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?...

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

and

How come we choose from just two people to run for president ...and 50 for the Miss America pageant.

Thoughts?

[Elrod]

How come we choose from just two people to run for president ...and 50 for the Miss America pageant.

Because they're prettier....

[Margaret CPA in OH]

Jack from Ohio, best post ever from you! Thanks for the lighter side. I enjoyed it all. Share more of this any time!