lookie - lookie - it's a cookie

[Elrod]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Q: What cookie makes you rich? A: A fortune cookie!

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor? A: When it feels crummy.

Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common? A: They both have chips.

Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There's M&M shells all over the floor

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies!

Q: Why do basketball players love cookies? A: Because they can dunk them!

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet!

Q: What is a monster's favorite food? A: Ghoul scout cookies.

Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/cookiejokes.html

[Jack from Ohio]

I love half-baked humor!! (oops, someone may consider my joke insensitive.... TOO BAD!!)

[MsTabbyKats]

I love half-baked humor!! (oops, someone may consider my joke insensitive.... TOO BAD!!)

I doubt it. It looks like this Pope is more aware. (Sorry if I've offended..........)

[Mr. Pencil]

Why is business mileage like Christmas cookies?

Same as last year.

[kcjenkins]