Elrod Posted September 20, 2013 Report Posted September 20, 2013 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Q: What cookie makes you rich? A: A fortune cookie! Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long! Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor? A: When it feels crummy. Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common? A: They both have chips. Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There's M&M shells all over the floor Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie. Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies! Q: Why do basketball players love cookies? A: Because they can dunk them! Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet! Q: What is a monster's favorite food? A: Ghoul scout cookies. Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/cookiejokes.html 5 Quote
Jack from Ohio Posted September 20, 2013 Report Posted September 20, 2013 I love half-baked humor!! (oops, someone may consider my joke insensitive.... TOO BAD!!) 3 Quote
MsTabbyKats Posted September 20, 2013 Report Posted September 20, 2013 I love half-baked humor!! (oops, someone may consider my joke insensitive.... TOO BAD!!) I doubt it. It looks like this Pope is more aware. (Sorry if I've offended..........) Quote
Mr. Pencil Posted September 21, 2013 Report Posted September 21, 2013 Why is business mileage like Christmas cookies? Same as last year. 2 Quote
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