kcjenkins Posted September 20, 2013 Report Posted September 20, 2013 A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, 'We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,'Where is God?' The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, 'WHERE IS GOD?' At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.' 3 Quote
TaxCPANY Posted September 21, 2013 Report Posted September 21, 2013 LUVVED this, KC! Can't believe it hasn't already received 59 notes of applause. I'm gonna forward it to *everyone* on my joke-email lists. Thanks much for 'enlightening' our daily grinds -- as well as your TON of *solid* contributions. 1 Quote
kcjenkins Posted September 21, 2013 Author Report Posted September 21, 2013 Just have to share this one. Once had a beagle who did this to our car's front seat. 3 Quote
JohnH Posted September 21, 2013 Report Posted September 21, 2013 A question came up about which came first - man drinking beer or man drinking milk. Simple logic finally solved the mystery. Back before records were being kept, it is imagined that two Neandertals were coming home from the hunt. They had already finished painting the story of the hunt on the cave wall and were looking for something to do. One of them said "See that herd of animals over there? I'm going to sneak up on one of them and pull one of those long things hanging down from that sac to see what comes out of it." The other one replied - "If you'll do it, then by golly I'll drink whatever comes out". The answer is simple logic. This conversation would never have taken place if someoby hadn't been driking beer in the first place. 3 Quote
Margaret CPA in OH Posted September 21, 2013 Report Posted September 21, 2013 KC, where are you finding these great photos? I love each of them and can relate. I had dogs for about 60 years. Cats now as they are easier but I still have my granddogs! Thanks for sharing and making me smile. 1 Quote
kcjenkins Posted September 22, 2013 Author Report Posted September 22, 2013 I find them various places on the internet, and when I see one I like I save it. 2 Quote
jklcpa Posted September 23, 2013 Report Posted September 23, 2013 This video was the one that gave me a good laugh today - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xEX-48RHCY&feature=youtu.be 1 Quote
kcjenkins Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Posted September 23, 2013 love that one, he's having so much fun. 1 Quote
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