Laugh of the Day

[kcjenkins]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed andwatched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[Terry O]

Yes - - yes we do!!!!!

[kcjenkins]

One morning a grandmother was surprised to be awakened by her 7 year old grandson, who had made her a cup of coffee. Smiling, she drank what had to be the worst coffee she had ever tasted. At the bottom of the cup she found 3 small green army men. Puzzled, she asked him, "Honey, why are there these Army men in the cup?"

Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."

[kcjenkins]