NT - BOY.....Am I lucky

[Elrod]

When I opened the frig. this morning I see my wife made egg salad sandwich for my lunch today...Yummy!

Late night work just steals my time with her.. What a Sweetie....

[RitaB]

Client: OMG, it smells like heaven in here.

Me: Must be my apple cinnamon plug in.

Client: No, you cooked bacon. OMG. Mmmm.

[mcb39]

I had a guy last week tell me that I was cooking saurkraut and actually I had Turkey in the crock pot.

Client: Don't You like Saurkraut?

Me: Yes,but that is not what I am cooking.

Client: Sure smells like it.

[neilbrink]

My clients never say anything about the smell in my office. Should I be concerned?

[ILLMAS]

The hard boil egg smell lol

[ILLMAS]

I had to add this joke

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed . . .

. . .to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"

[RitaB]

My clients never say anything about the smell in my office. Should I be concerned?

Are you eating? Is it cardboard? Does it stink? Cause you need to eat, and I am worried about you now.

[NECPA in NEBRASKA]

I'm glad that I don't have many people coming today. My husband is fixing corned beef and cabbage. I don't have enough air fresheners to kill that smell.

[RitaB]

I got you all beat. Last month, I had two raccoons fighting (or something, I don't let my mind go there) under my building and they dislodged a sewer pipe. That was a bad day. Only in Tennessee, right?

[Lion EA]

Skunks. Don't ask!

[joanmcq]

Rotting onions, chopped and in a sealed bag that just might explode. I just close the kitchen door, and put off going to the compost pile one more day. If the bag explodes, then we'll have a big problem.

[kcjenkins]

I'm glad that I don't have many people coming today. My husband is fixing corned beef and cabbage. I don't have enough air fresheners to kill that smell.

Oh, I love corned beef and cabbage. But not everyone does, of course. Adding one tablespoon of sugar will not effect the taste but will reduce [not totally eliminate] the distinct smell of the corned beef and cabbage.

[NECPA in NEBRASKA]

Thanks, KC. I had never heard that and it does take forever to kill the smell.

[kcjenkins]

I do love it, but it's just not practical to cook it for one. Think I'll go to Arby's tomorrow for a Ruben, though. Pretty fair compromise.

[joanmcq]

But corned beef lasts a good long time in the fridge...not that mine lasts very long in the fridge!

[mcb39]

I do love it, but it's just not practical to cook it for one. Think I'll go to Arby's tomorrow for a Ruben, though. Pretty fair compromise.

The Ruben is tempting me; even for breakfast. It is snowing here pretty hard and I am hoping to get some work done. Panic is setting in when you divide the number of returns left to do by thirty days.

[Janitor Bob]

two words....explosive diarrhea

[kcjenkins]

One word - Immodium. A very wonderful solution. If you know a food you love disagrees with your system, take two shortly before you eat it.