Banned from the ATX Community

[kcjenkins]

Come on KC, did you really have to admonish me for a little joke? Isn't ATX doing that enough already?

Joel, my post was not directed at you, your post just happened to be just before mine. I love your jokes. My post was just a general comment on the other board.

[Mainetaxguy]

Florida Tax Man--

Trying to stay on the "good" side of CCH is like trying to stay on the good side of the devil - you never know when the pitch fork is going to stab you in the rear!

As the old saying goes "better to deal with the devil you know than the devil you don't know." How true. Can you say "burn, baby, burn."

[joneslaw]

while I wait 20 minutes for a return open, I'm having a good time reading these threads on my laptop. I'm sitting in my office late on a Friday night, getting 1/10 the amount of work done I could get done b/c I'm ALWAYS WAITING. I HATE ATX,

[Mainetaxguy]

Deep down, we are all submissive women in an S&M film and CCH is our master. Sometimes you love the ones you hate the most.

"Yes, CCH, please, more pain, give me more pain, I love it when you screw up my software," we say. "Please don't stop, please whip me, beat me, let me spend hours trying to use your software."

"I love when you hate me CCH," we say. "I can't get enough of your whip, your lame excuses, your useless promises, your long holds on the technical support line, beat me, beat me some more so that each year I will pay the early renewal discount for the short-term pleasure of knowing that by tax season my job will turn into real pain."

"Don't stop, CCH, don't stop," we say. "We love to complain but deep down we are your slave and you are our master because we don't have enough common sense to go elsewhere."

As I said before "you love the ones you hate the most."

[FLORIDA TAX MAN]

Deep down, we are all submissive women in an S&M film and CCH is our master. Sometimes you love the ones you hate the most.

"Yes, CCH, please, more pain, give me more pain, I love it when you screw up my software," we say. "Please don't stop, please whip me, beat me, let me spend hours trying to use your software."

"I love when you hate me CCH," we say. "I can't get enough of your whip, your lame excuses, your useless promises, your long holds on the technical support line, beat me, beat me some more so that each year I will pay the early renewal discount for the short-term pleasure of knowing that by tax season my job will turn into real pain."

"Don't stop, CCH, don't stop," we say. "We love to complain but deep down we are your slave and you are our master because we don't have enough common sense to go elsewhere."

As I said before "you love the ones you hate the most."

OHHHHHHHHHHH KIMMIE, WHIP & BEAT ME, but don't delete my threads !!!!

[Jack from Ohio]

OHHHHHHHHHHH KIMMIE, WHIP & BEAT ME, but don't delete my threads !!!!

I met Kimmie at the ATX2012 Seminar in Kennesaw, GA in December. She seemed sweet and genuinely concerned with proper customer service when I talked to her about the ability to unprotect and change forms. Maybe life has changed her since then?

[michaelmars]

i got my first post this year deleted and honestly, it was funny and not that mean.. i have been much worse in the past. whats so funny is that although they deleted it, it was quoted in other responses to it so its still visable. They can't even censor their own board correctly this year.

[Mainetaxguy]

Michaselmars, Censorship is the first sign of tyranny. The failure to censor is the first sign of Incompetence.

Tyranny + Incompetence = ATX.

As for Kimmie, after the mess that ATX has put us through, she probably has changed. Too bad. But when you work for the devil (CCH), sooner or later, you are going to be burn.