An Email.... From my Sister inlaw....

[Elrod]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

-Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

-Your last name stays put.

-The garage is all yours.

-Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-Chocolate is just another snack...

-You can be President.

-You can never be pregnant.

-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

-You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-The world is your urinal.

-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

-Same work, more pay.

-Wrinkles add character.

-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

-One mood all the time.

-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-You know stuff about tanks.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-You can open all your own jars.

-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

-You almost never have strap problems in public.

-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

-Everything on your face stays its original color.

-The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

-You only have to shave your face and neck.

-You can play with toys all your life.

-One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

-You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[Margaret CPA in OH]

So THESE are the reasons! I've been wondering for more than 50 years about this - so great to have it all summarized.

Thanks, Elrod!

[kcjenkins]

Gee, now that I think about this, they really do have some significant advantages, don't they?

[mcb39]

They really do.....I sent that to all the men in my life who use e-mail.; although I think that has been around before.

[Elrod]

Tells Ya how much my Sister inlaw thinks bout my in box....Baaaa!