NT: Whom Did I Miss?

[OldJack]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?

[jainen]

>>WHOM DID I MISS<<

Exxon.

[BulldogTom]

MSNBC - Keith Oberman and Rachel Maddow - nobody watched them so the government gave them a welfare check in the form of advertising on their show.

Tom

Hollister, CA

[kcjenkins]

Jack, you forgot Obama and Biden! LOL ;)

[ILLMAS]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?

Hopefully none of your hispanic clients or clients in general read this, some might think it's a tasteless and even racial joke :)

[OldJack]

I have no hispanic clients nor any that play the race card! The TRUTH is not tasteless or racial. If you have a problem with such, you need to get help and get over it.