Laugh of the day

[kcjenkins]

The British Medical Journal reported that exercise can add up to six years to a man's life but they warn that inactivity will kill you. That doesn't sound true at all. If inactivity could kill you the floor of the United States Senate would be covered in bodies.

[Jack from Ohio]

Stealing!!!!

[Terry O]

:spaz:

[GeneInAlabama]

Maybe lying counts as activity. If so, they will live a very long time.

[jainen]

>>Maybe lying counts as activity<<

No, only running. The 35 year Copenhagen City Heart Study. Politicians are always running--running for office, and running away from every thing else. Many of them do seem to live an exceedingly long time.

[Catherine]

<snip> Many of them do seem to live an exceedingly long time.

Certainly they live far past their "Use By" date! If they were milk, they'd all be curdled by now.

^_^

[Lion EA]

I think many of them ARE curdled. :(

[Jack from Ohio]

I think many of them ARE curdled.

Curdled and whey out of touch with reality!!

[Gail in Virginia]

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 year.s

And doctors tell us to exercise? I don't think so!

[Elrod]

Peeling banana's hurts my arm!