NT - Owed two my spell checquer

[Jack from Ohio]

I have a spelling checker

I disk covered four my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.

Your sure real glad two no.

Its very polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers

Hour spelling was inn deck line,

Butt now when wee dew have a laps,

Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

There are know faults in awl this peace,

Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse

Caws Eye dew want too please.

Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye

This soft wear four pea seas.

[Catherine]

Wonderful!! Bet it took a long time to get something so elaborately and perfectly "homonymed".

[Kea]

Don't you just love the English language?? I would sure hate to have to learn it as a 2nd language -- I have a hard enough time with it as my 1st.

[GeneInAlabama]

I had a college professor once who spoke several languages fluently who admitted that he was a terrible speller. He said that he might try to start a movement to begin spelling words the way they sound. Apparently it didn't work out. That was many years ago.

[Catherine]

Sent the "Owed" to my daughter; her comment was, "Yay! and fail pail, all at once!"