OldJack Posted March 9, 2012 Report Posted March 9, 2012 Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. 4 Quote
jainen Posted March 9, 2012 Report Posted March 9, 2012 >>I'm an idiot and I needed company<< Welcome home, OldJack. What I love about this place is that I always learn something new. For example, I just learned that apparently some people keep their eyes open when they stick their tongue out. 2 Quote
Margaret CPA in OH Posted March 9, 2012 Report Posted March 9, 2012 I'm not telling what I did or didn't do but I did laugh - a lot :spaz: 2 Quote
Randall Posted March 10, 2012 Report Posted March 10, 2012 I'm an idiot twice. I've seen this before and still fell for it. Sheesh. Leave me alone. 3 Quote
bstaxes Posted March 10, 2012 Report Posted March 10, 2012 I an idiot too but I sure enjoy the great company of all of you. Thanks for the laugh. 2 Quote
JohnH Posted March 10, 2012 Report Posted March 10, 2012 It can be done, but it requires the aid of a short piece of string and a fish hook. (plus a visit to the Emergency Room) 2 Quote
Catherine Posted March 11, 2012 Report Posted March 11, 2012 Thanks SO much, OldJack -- for a much-needed laugh! Quote
Randall Posted March 11, 2012 Report Posted March 11, 2012 JohnH - I'm not going to fall for that one. I'm not that tired or that much of an idiot. Quote
Terry O Posted March 11, 2012 Report Posted March 11, 2012 I beleive the IT guys call it "ID10T" error - - - - :spaz: Quote
Jack from Ohio Posted March 11, 2012 Report Posted March 11, 2012 PEBKAC - The most common I.T. problem.... Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Quote
jasdlm Posted March 12, 2012 Report Posted March 12, 2012 I laughed out loud (after sticking my tongue out and looking at the ceiling . . . like an idiot) . . . my husband came to see what was so funny. He read the post and did NOT stick his tongue out or look up at the ceiling. He doesn't fit in with us; I'm not sure what to do . Quote
Lion EA Posted March 12, 2012 Report Posted March 12, 2012 You can keep him around if he has other redeeming qualities, but don't spend too much time with him during tax season! 1 Quote
Catherine Posted March 12, 2012 Report Posted March 12, 2012 PEBKAC - The most common I.T. problem.... Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. And in target shooting, the most common problem that causes bad shots is the loose nut behind the trigger. :P Quote
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