Elrod

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:spaz: WHO'S BUYING..?????????????????????? :spaz:

:spaz: NOTE ! :spaz:

Did Ya ask him to call me......? I won't be home tomorrow.... Maybe Sunday between 2 and 4:30 Oh!... Nope .. Gotta be at Mom's.. Never mind...... I'll just call him..., Thanks, Elrod.......................... :spaz:

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper? What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents? Skeet. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent? His co-workers. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent? A Doberman. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito? One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect. :spaz:

.............Must be More of our $$$$ http://accounting.smartpros.com/x62330.xml

Oh.! Geeze.! http://www.webcpa.com/article.cfm?articleid=28338

That didn't supprise me.............. They over charge for everything else..... Maybe their trying to recoop cost of that big envelope they send out prior to tax season..........

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Twinkie the Kid, and Cap'n Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Zeke, You're A - Peeling Elrod

Computer Sicense Initiative: Remember When? A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. An application was for employment A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account. And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy, You hoped nobody found out. Log on was adding wood to the fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And a backup is what happened to your toilet.

miatax, Hear are a couple of places I would look. You may find them helpful. http://www.irs.gov/faqs/faq-kw185.html http://search.irs.gov/web/query.html?col=a...search%27%29%3B

Info, for you's who be concerned...... http://www.webcpa.com/article.cfm?articleid=28122

Isn't that the tractor they let you use, while your broken one is being fixed at the Crat Farm Dealership...? Thats why I use Dear Johns...... :spaz:

:spaz: LOL...............

It was hot,. And it had chunks of chicken in it...... YUM... :spaz:

Howdy Zeke............... I Been busy building a mud room for my wife. Was going to start it four years ago, and she won't cook me no more food if I didn't get at it. It got me a new batch of cookies last Tuesday........ YUMMY.! My Best, Elrod

Those ones they put in clear plastic containers....... White cookies with different colored frostings.... Sometimes with fancy sprinkle stuff..... Boy.............. Are they YUMMY...! :spaz:

I sent in my payment for my discounted renewal...... They're probably out partying with it.......... :spaz:

I heard she's letting Bubba handle all her late calls..... He like talking.... A Lot.... :spaz:

Savings equals about two tanks of gas........... I'm Rich... That is, at the current price $3.75 @ gal.

Tips to Help make this board better = 2,300 Are you renewing with ATX for 2008 = 3,400 I just Don't Know..!.. I'm so Confused...!!!! :scratch_head:

I had to give up bananas................ Doctor said, Quit, or no more tree swingin........ I'm Old... :(

Carolynm, Try.. Shutting down all programs. Do a windows disk clean up. Do a windows disk defragment. Then restart your computer. It helps me maintain full power, by doing this once a week. Elrod

Just caught up, Byron Except for some extensions, Even got monthly clients caught up. Guess I'll go fishing, Might as well be board with worm fingers... :spaz: