Elrod

He's not over on the other place....... Can't find him here..... It just ain't fair..... No One over their helps like he did.. Wa......Wa.........Wa...... :scratch_head:

It's lunch time.??????????????????????? Tuna fish samich......... Applesauce.............. Chips.................. Cold Faygo............ Yum.....Yum........ Wish I had a banana... :spaz:

# By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." # It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

We have received numerous e-file returns in which the Form 1040, Schedule M was completed incorrectly causing high fallout to the Error Resolution System (ERS). E-file returns that fallout to ERS may cause a delay in the processing for 2 to 3 weeks. The YES and NO boxes should be checked per the Schedule M line instructions. If the NO box is checked on line 10 or line 11 of the Schedule M, please do not enter an amount on either line. On a joint return, if both spouses received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $500 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if both spouses received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11. On a joint return, if only one spouse received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the other spouse received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 11. On other than a joint return, if the taxpayer received an economic recovery payment in 2009, check the YES box and enter $250 on line 10 of the Schedule M. Then, if the taxpayer also received a government pension or annuity in 2009, check the YES box and enter -0- on line 11.

You Go Girl...........

I'm Soooooooo........... Lonely........ I wanna go witcha next time.....Peas.! :spaz:

Banana Soup.............. Freekin Yummy.......... :spaz:

Banana soup It's Yummy............. Turns my teeth yellow, though!.. :spaz:

Dear Mr. Bob, Your 8/17/09, banana order has our warehouse, Backed Up. We gotta have a response..... The stench has already sent 2 HI-lo guy's to the infirmary. Maynard and Ethel, across the street, said.. They would take a bunch... They like pie. Our number is 111-222-3456 Gus... the hog farmer over in Kingston Township, said.. He'd probably take some.. Maybe. Our number again... 222-111-6453 If you contact us before midnight tonight... We'll include this lunch pail with your order... It even has a thermos in it. Please Advise: Thanks, Elrod Chief Rind Engineer Apealing Industries Division of.. Green-Yellow-Rot, LTD I Like Soup.........

That's about all I need for Christmas...... MERRY CHRISTMAS... ONE AND ALL................ :spaz:

Thanks Taxbilly What will they do with that nickle? :dunno:

Poo - Poo ! Let me quote a great American republican...................... " Life is like a box of chocolates ........... Ya never know what your gonna get. " I can still afford cookies....................... Yummy !

They all got what they wanted out of me............... Alas.!

Turn yours upside down................... See what you get... Aug. 2005, I remember wondering where that dang toothpick went to. :spaz:

Just my $ .02 worth.......... I ain't rich needer......... Someone.....PLEASE Bail me out....... I want a cookie..........................................

Wife put a big pickle in my lunch...... Now I gotta finish this samich & warm fago..................... :spaz:

Thanks Zeke................................ But I Ett em all up..................No worksheet, there................

Apparently still not ready for efile.......... Can't understand that........It's just a worksheet.

.When - Skipping rocks across the water causes sparks......... :spaz:

.....The fourth one ducked............. :spaz:

COOKIE....... :spaz:

Girls brought in a plate full.......... I only got one.....................................SOB!.... :unsure:

Where's William...?

I'm using Vista home premium, and XP with service pack 2 - (PC's) in my office. All software and hardware work just fine on both - Hp 895 inkjet printer, Brother laser printer, an old Canon scanner, USB drives, zip drives, etc. I even had some old win 95 software that didn't work on XP, but does on Vista. Getting used to, and working with change is hard. Especially at my age, but it gets the job done. I'm sad that some find it hard to change. I traded my 1992 Ford F150 for a 2004 F150....... All the buttons were different and stuff.. ( My wife really likes the electronic pedal adjustment though ) My best to all, Elrod

From IRS.gov Business use = .55 Medical/Moving = .24 Charity = .14