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Elrod

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  1. Client came in to pick up tax return, But.... Can't write a check, cause he can't see....Won't let me write it. I asked how he drove here?......... Oh.... I can see long distance........... I said, go to bank...write check....bring me cash, and we'll settle. Something new with this fellow every year........... ............UGH!...........
  2. Margaret, No W/2 needs to be filed. It's not required if there is no payroll. Happy Taxing :spaz:
  3. Elrod

    Soup

    I like it... But it's bad for my keyboard...... :spaz:
  4. I want......... Hot Dogs, Tato Salad,...and Cold Faygo......................... :spaz:
  5. Elrod

    No excuses

    Yeah...! Well Then..... How do I penalize the IRS when they get it wrong? HuH?
  6. I just Et one of the yummiest sammiches I've had in a long time.... Finally got one of those there food shops in our town.... Yey... :spaz:
  7. Why bother doing any tax research..............? Why bother going to seminars.............? Why bother being in this business........? I've been doing this for 31 years........They, (IRS) don't inform me of squat.. The posting was free......Good Luck..........
  8. Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. :spaz:
  9. Yippy - Ky - Yay...........Cathy :spaz:
  10. Media Relations Office Washington, D.C. Media Contact: 202.622.4000 www.IRS.gov/newsroom Public Contact: 800.829.1040 IRS Continues to Increase Oversight of Tax Return Preparers to Improve Compliance, Taxpayer Service IR-2010-44, April 7, 2010 WASHINGTON — As the April 15 tax deadline approaches, the Internal Revenue Service today announced initial results from its stepped-up effort involving enforcement and education to combat unscrupulous tax return preparers and protect the nation’s taxpayers. The IRS said it has conducted more than 5,000 field visits to tax return preparers this fiscal year. In addition, the IRS has worked with the Department of Justice to pursue questionable return preparers, an effort that has led to 56 indictments, 25 convictions and 21 civil injunctions since Jan. 1, 2010. “We are working to help ensure taxpayers receive competent and ethical service from qualified tax professionals,” said IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman. “Our efforts this tax season are part of a longer-term effort to improve the oversight of this critical part of the tax system. The vast majority of tax return preparers provide solid service, but we need to do more to protect taxpayers.” Shulman announced in January the results of a six-month study of the tax return preparer industry, which proposed new registration, testing and continuing education of tax return preparers. With more than 80 percent of American households using a tax preparer or tax software to help them prepare and file their taxes, higher standards for the tax return preparer community will significantly enhance protections and service for taxpayers, increase confidence in the tax system and result in greater compliance with tax laws over the long term. While this longer-term effort is underway, the IRS has taken several immediate steps this filing season to assist taxpayers. Enforcement Efforts The IRS has worked closely with the Justice Department this tax season to increase legal actions against unscrupulous tax return preparers, obtaining 21 civil injunctions, 56 indictments and 25 convictions of return preparers so far in 2010. More information is available at the IRS Civil and Criminal Actions page on irs.gov. and at the Department of Justice Tax Division page on DOJ.gov. “The IRS appreciates the strong support of the Justice Department for its efforts to pursue and shut down bad actors in the tax return industry,” Shulman said. “This effort makes a real difference for the nation’s taxpayers and helps protect the many tax professionals who play by the rules.” “While the majority of return preparers provide excellent service to their clients, a few unscrupulous tax preparers file false and fraudulent returns to defraud the government and the tax-paying public. Those actions are illegal, and can result in substantial civil penalties as well as criminal prosecution, for both the return preparers and their customers who knew or should have known better. Taxpayers should choose carefully when hiring a tax preparer,” said John A. DiCicco, Acting Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s Tax Division. Also during this filing season, the IRS used investigative tools on a broad basis, including agents posing as taxpayers, to seek out and stop unscrupulous preparers from filing inaccurate returns. To date, the IRS conducted 230 undercover visits to tax return preparers. In addition, dozens of search warrants have been completed. The IRS will continue to work closely with the Department of Justice to pursue civil and criminal action as appropriate. Education Efforts In January, the IRS sent more than 10,000 letters to tax return preparers. These letters reminded them of their obligation to prepare accurate returns for their clients, reviewed common errors, and outlined the consequences of filing incorrect returns. The letters went to preparers with large volumes of specific tax returns where the IRS typically sees frequent errors, although simply receiving a letter was not an indication the preparer had problems. The IRS followed up with field visits to about 2,400 tax return preparers who received these letters to discuss many of the issues mentioned in the letter. Separately, the IRS conducted other compliance and educational visits with return preparers on a variety of other issues. All told, IRS representatives visited more than 5,000 paid preparers to encourage and help them avoid filing incorrect or fraudulent returns for their clients. The IRS will be reviewing the results of these letters and visits to determine steps for future filing seasons. Future Efforts The IRS has recently begun to implement a number of steps to increase oversight of federal tax return preparers. This includes proposed regulations that would require paid tax return preparers to obtain and use a preparer tax identification number (PTIN). Later this year, the IRS will propose additional regulations requiring competency tests and continuing professional education for paid tax return preparers who are not attorneys, certified public accountants and enrolled agents. Setting higher standards for the tax preparer community will significantly enhance protections and services for taxpayers, increase confidence in the tax system and result in greater compliance with tax laws over the long term. Other measures the IRS anticipates taking are highlighted in Publication 4832, Return Preparer Review, issued earlier this year. Help for Taxpayers before April 15 As the tax deadline approaches, the IRS reminds taxpayers that most tax return preparers are professional, honest and provide excellent service to their clients. But a few simple steps can help people choose a good tax return preparer and avoid fraud: Be wary of tax preparers who claim they can obtain larger refunds than others. Avoid tax preparers who base their fees on a percentage of the refund. Use a reputable tax professional who signs the tax return and provides a copy. Consider whether the individual or firm will be around months or years after the return has been filed to answer questions about the preparation of the tax return. Check the person’s credentials. Only attorneys, CPAs and enrolled agents can represent taxpayers before the IRS in all matters, including audits, collection and appeals. Other return preparers may only represent taxpayers for audits of returns they actually prepared. Find out if the return preparer is affiliated with a professional organization that provides its members with continuing education and other resources and holds them to a code of ethics. More information is available on IRS.gov, including IRS Fact Sheet 2010-03, How to Choose a Tax Preparer and Avoid Tax Fraud. —30— http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-news/ir-10-044.pdf
  11. I ain't nutton but @ hound daug.
  12. I not woman....... But me read... :spaz:
  13. Nice Kitty............ :scratch_head:
  14. Good One.... HA! :spaz:
  15. Stop IT,,, My gut is splitting..... :spaz:
  16. That was a hoot KC......... I had to print it for my cop nephew.............
  17. I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers. I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice. I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway. If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber! I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one. We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances. I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back. I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch! If I stopped on a dime, I'd probably owe it to someone. I ain't broke, but I'm severely bent. Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving."
  18. They smell pretty...
  19. Ya better google that question... It may be illegal in Kentucky....
  20. I'm telling Mom................. That's Naughty..................
  21. Wished one of you's, told me about guesstimated tax payments........ What will IRS do with the $4.oo, I'm gonna send em.? There goes all my empty cans. :mad:
  22. :angry:I found a hare in my rabbit stew..............WaW...WaW........
  23. :oYawn!
  24. Taxbilly, You were right...........I am perplexed today....Just not pleasantly...... Strange Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeling.!!!!! :blink:
  25. Monday, I was confused................. Yesterday, I was befuddled........................ Today, I'm confused and befuddled....................... Go Figure............ :dunno:
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