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Elrod

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  1. If they got it...........They'ed probably just spend it.
  2. Elrod

    Taxing Gold

    Uncle Sam................Gimme....Gimme...Gimme.
  3. Jack, Here is an idea. http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/news/problem_solvers/irs-announces-new-relief-for-people-who-owe-back-taxes
  4. Humor is infectious. The sound of roaring laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze. When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body. Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy, diminish pain, and protect you from the damaging effects of stress. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use Yes, this is a woman's world. When a man is born, the first question people ask is: How is the mother? When he marries, people say, what a lovely bride! And when he dies, they ask, How much did he leave her? Sam was on his deathbed when his wife, Mary, walked into his bedroom and asked if he had any last requests. "Yes, there is, sweetheart. Before I meet my maker," Sam said in a weak voice, "I'd like a piece of that favorite coconut pie you make." "How about a cookie instead?" She asked. "I was saving the pie for the wake." Beside a doctor, in what other profession could a guy tell a girl to get undressed and send the bill to her husband.
  5. Not bad KC.....................this is nice one too..........http://www.accountingweb.com/
  6. LOL.........HA.....Ha.....Ha....Tee..Hee...HA.......Haaaaaaaaaa...Funny..HAaaaaaa... That was me laughing...Not my wife...tee..hee. :spaz:
  7. UP AND AWAY......................................................................................
  8. Okay then.. You Guy's.....enjoy your summer....Thanks! Back to the Banana farm.
  9. Was it something I said..? I'm Soooooooo.. Lonely... :scratch_head:
  10. May God bring you home safe KC, and keep you and your life's love in his hands.
  11. I'm headin back to the jungle to my stash of bananas.. Boy!..Are my eyes red Thanks YaAll.
  12. Margaret, Copy and paste this in your location box. https://events.cchsfs.com/ Then press enter, Hope it helps Ya.
  13. Government employees get paid well, and all the benny's. I just hope the practioner license is still her the office.
  14. I would just let it ride as is. Don't worry...Life is too short..... As Grandma used to say...."It will all come out in the wash"
  15. I voted for BO, but he doesn't run the IRS..... I Do..........and I ain't gonna take it anymore. I'm Outta Here.
  16. -1907 - Ellis Island, NY-11,745 immigrants arrive -1920 - American Professional Football Association forms (NFL) -1925 - NY Yankee Babe Ruth has ulcer surgery -1939 - Stalin signs British-France-Russian anti-nazi pact -1941 - World War II: The Kingdom of Yugoslavia surrenders to Germany. -1964 - Ford Mustang formally introduced ($2368 base) -1970 - Apollo 13 limps back safely -1986 - IBM produces 1st megabit-chip -1991 - Dow Jones closes above 3,000 for 1st time (3,004.46) -2012 - I'm a gonna take a siesta.
  17. Elrod

    Extensions

    Jack nailed that one..........Good show Jack.
  18. Elrod

    Motorhome

    Yup...&...Yup...
  19. Mas, Pub 523...will help you.
  20. You are absolutely correct, Mas...............Good job. Remember to include in your charges, Your expertise.
  21. Elrod

    NT - Laugh

    I should of said.......My brain needs repair..........I see 1040's in my sleep.
  22. Elrod

    NT - Laugh

    Hey..... Kea............ I need to be repaired................HELP! :spaz:
  23. Mines beeeen jittery ever since i accedently dropped a banana in it whiles it was a runnin. Gotta keeps my mouth empty, or stop leenin over it, a wonderin how it makes them there coppys.
  24. ATX Software....
  25. Elrod

    Woo Hoo!!!

    I'd quit!
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