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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." Q: What cookie makes you rich? A: A fortune cookie! Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his mother was a wafer so long! Q: When should you take a cookie to the doctor? A: When it feels crummy. Q: What do the cookie and the computer have in common? A: They both have chips. Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There's M&M shells all over the floor Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie. Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies! Q: Why do basketball players love cookies? A: Because they can dunk them! Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet! Q: What is a monster's favorite food? A: Ghoul scout cookies. Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/cookiejokes.html

I wish I was on, furlough.....

There are a variety of household devices and electronics that can interfere with your Wi-Fi signal, but most don’t have the ability to do so quick so spectacularly as a microwave oven. Read on as we explore how a microwave can wreak havoc on your wireless network. http://www.howtogeek.com/171869/why-does-running-my-microwave-kill-my-wi-fi-connectivity/

obnoxious.............teenager...............Back in my jurassic days............I stand Guilty..

Overcast all day........Drizzly...............60 degrees.............

I listened.....But I couldn't tell what she was saying.......... Guess I'm just too old, KC

August 19, 2013 (USA TODAY) -- After admitting it targeted Tea Party groups for additional scrutiny in May, the Internal Revenue Service has been called on to explain its formerly obscure process for policing political activity by tax-exempt groups. http://accounting.smartpros.com/x75103.xml

Very pretty....MAS... I also like your pink drapes....

The Two best things on this site in months................Geeerrrrrrrrrrrrate..........Lady's..........

May the FORCE be with you........................

Jean-Luc Picard He's aware of it, First Hand.

Very.......... Very............... Funny stuff................. LOL

Suppose a CPA who prepared a client’s tax returns receives a request from the client that the CPA transfer all of the client’s tax records to a new firm. The client includes the appropriate Sec. 7216 consent to disclose authorization to transfer the records. What are the CPA’s responsibilities and obligations? http://www.journalofaccountancy.com/NR/exeres/B566AE3B-A3F0-4C33-9149-D84D5DF648C5.htm?WBCMODE=PresentationUnpublished&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+JournalOfAccountancy+%28Journal+of+Accountancy%29&utm_content=My+Yahoo

And why this is not surprising:................... Written by Big Government // Jul 24 2013 // Poll: Nearly 6-in-10 Want Every Member of Congress Replaced .............. http://conservativenews247.com/article/view/58158/Poll-Nearly-6-in-10-Want-Every-Member-of-Congress-Replaced/ A new national poll has found that an all-time high of 57% of Americans would vote to throw out every member of Congress if given the option in the 2014 elections. According to a Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll released on Wednesday, not only is Congress's disapproval rating (83%) at an all-time high, but respondents are more willing than ever to even throw out their own Representatives. Respondents were asked: If there were a place on your ballot that allowed you to vote to defeat and replace every single member of Congress, including your own representative, would you do this, or not? And 57% responded that they would. The previous high to that question in the poll was 56% in January of 2012.

I'm Soooooooooo.....Lonely.....

OUCH!

Taxed I like your ears, and smile.

All I tried to do is spin a little humor on hotness......... :( :(

Q: What does a bee do when it is hot?......... A: He takes off his yellow jacket! Q: How hot is it in Southern California?............ A: So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon! Q: What happened after mom purchased a loaf of bread ?............. A: By the time she got home it was toast! Q: What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona? ............A: Dental Records. Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona? .............A: Hot and Hotter. Q: What did the one pig say to the other at the beach? ...............A: I'm bakeon! Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? ..........A: Heat, because you can catch a cold! How hot is it? I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin' hot water now comes out of both taps. you actually burn your hand opening the car door. the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. you realize that asphalt has a liquid state. ....... ........ source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/heatjokes.html

Yup!....Sure would, GeneInAlabama ....But you must sell a least one tomato.

Yummy.........After reading this....we're having chicken too.. And.. Happy 4th. to ya'll

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My sled is pulled by Husk.eee's

Am I being stalked...?