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Hey, if I don't go to the store, I gotta send my three kids with a credit card. Not letting that happen is like doing two tax returns.

Hey, here's a good one. I think the fine is "only" $100,000, but we don't care: http://www.ehow.com/info_7961824_happens-file-single-married.html

It needed to be said.

I remember her. Yeah, a lot of people know just enough to be a royal PITA. Makes for good questions for tax forums. I don't like clients informing me. She needs to get divorced. MFS is costing her about $900, right? Or less? Put it back in her lap.

Here's two articles you might run for them, then slap them. I know I would: http://www.irs.com/articles/determining-your-filing-status http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2011/01/14/consider-tax-filing-status-carefully/

Yep, MFS or MFJ unless they were legally separated by 12/31/14. I have never seen a legal separation, and think the odds are better that a unicorn comes in for tax prep.

Yeah, but there are so many on the receiving end of this deduction.

Yes. Yes, they are.

You are the most patient person this side of Neptune. If you say somebody is a PITA, I'm sure I would have killed him three times by now. Bahahaha!

That popcorn looks soooooo good.

Hahaha well I broke off the key in the barn door going to feed the calf this morning and my son and I had to break in. I think it may be reasonable for me to check into the guns and ammo for all the people who will have left messages for me when I make it to work. Winter is kickin my @$$.

I bet you're the one wanting to write off guns and ammo as entertainment, aren't you?

Oh, goodness. I've not had that one happen yet. I did somehow lose all the 50+ fixed assets on one last week. I was finished with the return, too. Things that make you go Hmmmm. Or $%^&*!

I also worked out. Just kidding, I am eating Cadbury mini eggs in yoga pants.

I bought myself five bucks worth of flowers at Walmart today cause I am a little "tensor" than usual and sick of winter. Plus I'm worth it. That's my lesson in "adding" a smile to your face. Got milk and Dawn "Escape" Malibu scent, too.

This occasion was the red screaming error and I didn't want to delete the asset.

Scan0002.pdf

Well, thank you, that's what happens when I don't look stuff up, and haven't taught algebra in 20 years.

Zero divided by zero is undefined, and zero divided by anything other than zero is zero, my star pupil. I don't know why the red screaming error that we gotta put in the miles, then when you do, they divide incorrectly. Grrrrr. Where's my candy bar?

I hate it when you enter 12,251 total miles and 0 (zero) business miles, and you get 100% business use. I don't understand why this is a difficult concept.

Yes.

I think it's under 24. Would be great for me if it were under 25.

I would like for the nurses filling out their time sheets for this payroll I'm doing to learn that 4 hours 45 minutes is 4.75 hours, not 4.45 hours. Hope they administer proper dosages to their patients. Geez Louise. I dunno, KC, rounding may be too much to ask of people these days.

Why, what have you heard?