ME: If you dropped off your stuff three weeks ago as you said you would since you were going on vacation, I would have it ready today. Now I have to put you on extension.
HE: You can"t do it within the next two days?
ME: Sunday is Easter and I'm going to be with my family and not doing your tax return.
HE: But I owe money.
ME: Not my problem. If this is not acceptable there's always HRB.
HE: O.K., I'll drop it off.
taxbilly